Grand Ayatollah Sayid Ruhollah Musawi Khomeini says:
Israel is the Little Satan.
Islam is a religion. There's not much more we can put on this page without getting into trouble.
Followers of Islam, known as Musklimbs, like a guy called Mohammed. He's a 'profit' or something. They are also rather fond of this place called Mecca. Must be big fans of bingo then. Muslims like Mecca so much that they kneel on mats every day and point towards it, as a hint to non-believers that they want to go on holiday there this summer.
Is lamb?[edit | edit source]
Is lamb what?
Tasty? You bet. Pork is too! ...oh.
I slam.[edit | edit source]
I slam? You bet I slam. I slam all the time.
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There... I think we've got through this article without stirring up too much hoo-ha.