“Dis is da sound of da police! WOOP WOOP!”
“Please police me. I mean her. ”
The Illogicops are the mysterious force that police the Illogicopedia. Contrary to popular belief, they mainly consist of people such as 'Dave' or 'Al' who may or may not have a doughnut addiction. We have been instructed by our lawyers to qualify that statement or we will be in trouble. Thankfully for this article's author, this article's author is Arthur. Plus, the Illogicops are a pigment of your colourful imagination.