IllogiBooks:Story bookshelf

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Tons of cheese (wellp, tons of nose, certainly) rained down from the sky, and, errm...

The fully nosed epic story list*

• Mouse Trap
• Silent Penguin's Bogus Journey
• But He Were Happy
• The Incredible Adventures of Melville Amsterdam and the Collapsible Ironing Board
• Oh Domino
• World War MDCCLXXXI
• The Incredible Adventures of Melville Amsterdam and the Collapsible Ironing Board: PART TWO
• TAKE ANYTHING U WHANT
• Illogic Book
• Tree Hunt!
• Freeze frame popcorn
• Washington Parallelogram
• EpiQuest
• The Tremendous Appendix of Infinity
• The Lion and The Witch in The Wardrobe
• Ted on a quest for corn peace
• Pennsyltucky
• Penglish uprising
• Epic Story
• Nigel The Newspaper
• Party Time!
• Godzilla Versus Jaws
• Shaggy Dog Story
• This is the story of Bob
• The BAGEL incident
• Boris and the American Dream
• The Aliens
• Digging A Hole
• Lightbulbism
• The Barber and the Gerbilsucker
• Henry Decides
• Evelyn's Political Escapades
• The Return of the Pumpkin King
• Barble's Bungle
• The Darkness
• The Monstrous Monster from the Murky Marsh
• An AWESOME story
• Slugs.
• Gertrude
• HowTo:Write an Epic for the Illogic Pickle
• The Important Mission
• The old woman in the corner
• Santa Claus the Socialist Menace
• Revision
• Man With Toad on Head
• R.I.P
• Magic Book 2
• Testostereich: The Man, The Myth, The Bellend
• It's Your Problem Now
• Story
• Mehpic
• Flub Nugget Versus The OMG Scary Alien
• Albert Adams's Laboratory Adventures
• Saving the Village
• 28 Minutes
• People do the Funniest Things!
• And then there were ten...
• Untitled
• Science Fair
• Why? Light
• An Epic Tale With Fights and Battles and Such
• Abduction
• Cohagen: the Forbidden Files
• He Blew My Mind
• Impregnate the Population
• To the Brim
• The Life and Times of Jimmy Westburger
• Deaf, Blind, Smelless, Touchless, and Tasteless - The Story of Thomas Edwards
• Welcome to the Family
• IllogiBooks:Hairy Peter and the Writer's So Stoned
• 2.12 ariskti
• Illogic Book/Page 2.7
• THE ULTIMATE SToRY YOU WILL EVUR HEAR
• Category:Epic Fail
• Category:Not epic
• Cranch
• IllogiDictionary:Illogicute
• It's a Cat
• Fantasy Adventure
• I Heart LaGooms
• The First Destination
• Buckets: A Story
• Fredrick and the Saucy Toothpick
• User:Lol/nolag
• The Most Honest Person Of All Time
• The Magic Book
• The Three (or two) Brothers (and sister) and the mighty Secession Tree
• The Magic Trolley
• Robot Pirates VS Samurai Aliens
• An Average Day for Mr. Michael McMichael
• The Main Character
• Forum:Getting to know you
• Pointless Rampage Jackson
• The Epic Adventure of All Adventures Did I Mention Adventures?... Donuts?
• A Story About a Moral Dilemma (Cake)
• A Small Civilization
• A Mouse Named Fredrick
• A Bar of Soap
• Spy Story

*Compiled by ripping off this category

Above are listed stories deemed long and epic; the best of the long, and the longest of the best. Or something along those lines.