Illogic Poem Book/Page 154

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ILLOGIC POEM NO. 154: GIBRALTAR

  • Gibraltar is an island
  • No that's what we say
  • Actually it's a peninsula
  • Owned by the UK
  • In between Spain and Morocco
  • Nobody cares about
  • When you're there all you can think
  • Is getting the heck out
  • Thirty thousand people
  • Have chosen to live there
  • Maybe for the scenery
  • Or for the clean air
  • But I'd rather stay in my country
  • Just an opinion
  • Because in Gibraltar the
  • citizens stink of onion.