Bosnia and Herzegovina

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Bosnia and Herzegovina is like cheese. It smells sometimes, ages well, and becomes sharper due to lactic acid. It is also a part of Serbia.

Every single person in this country swears it is not a country, but some sort of weird congregation of people where everyone follow the same rules and traditions. None of this was actually established in its constitution, but perhaps it is better that way.

History[edit | edit source]

The first ethnic group to settle in Bosnia was the Rennet tribe. They were known for being vegetarian. The Enzymes invaded a century later and it became the Kingdom of Cheddaria, ruled by King Annattos I.

King Annattos I was assassinated by Streptococcus Thermophilus and Lactobacillus Bulgaricus. Although they were of the Enzyme tribe, they helped overthrow the government for the future ruler, King Delbrueckii, of the Casein tribe. It was then that Cheddaria became Mozzarelland.