Norfentington Izlindando, sometimes called Niffing Iffing or rarely NorthhhIRT, is a violent nation inhabited by men who have the XYY chromosome and carry homemade IRA guns. Most of the Irish punks wear balaclavas and clean their teeth with human blood, for shame.
A beetle crawled up on a rock and yelled out "This spot on this 'ere rock shall be called Northern Island. Yeah." 'Nuff said.
Duck whenever you hear a gun shot.
Northern Ireland isn't really anything like the national stereotype. Hence, the above stuff is bollocks, I tells ya.
- Bullet-Proof Vests are given upon arrival in Northern Ireland
- 90% of residents can't remember why they're fighting Ireland. Wait, neither do I...