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Czechia is the post-Metternich cataclysm restoration of the Czech monarchy. Despite the credibility of restorationist historians, many questions still remain questions, such as, "Did Czech Republicans really play Pokemon GO eva-REE-day, and if they did, were they ever truly committed to the founding principles of 'liberty and democracy'?"

Czechia is famous for its volcanoes made of Belgian envelope paper. You know you're in Czechia when the price of your beer has four or five zeros on the end of it and the alcohol is insufficient to heal your throat from all the consonants. If it has seven or eight zeros, you've gone too far south.

Czechia self before you wreckya self.

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