Clash of the Titans

Clash of the Titans is a movie, starring Jake Sulley and Qui-gon jinn. In it there are Gods, warriors, hot chicks, Harpies, Medusa, the Kraken, witches, Pegasus, mutants, undead and giant scorpions.

What's that sound? Hm, must of been nothing.

The giant scorpions are very scary, because-

Wait, there it is again! Um, I think it's gone.

The giant scorpions jump out of the ground to eat the people, and there's heaps-

Again! Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit.. Oh good, it's go-

RRRAAAAWWWRRRR!!!

Aaaaahhhh! It's a giant scorpion, and it's-

Crunch.

Bleurgh. I'm dead.

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