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“It sucks (the vampire, not the movie)!”

Count Orlok always says: Climning stairs is good cardio.

Nosferatu is a 1922 silent film. Absolute classic, but it's not a "Dracula" film. If you look at the credits, it clearly calls the main antogonist, "Count Orlok". What is this madness? But still, it's a lot better than twillight. Don't even get me started on that, it's not a film, it's mushy emotional junk on a rolling camera. I remember when the vampires sucked blood, not cock.