LOL 69 is the sequel to the latest blockbuster hit to be released, LOL 68. And for your information, not yours but his, LOL 69 when reversed says 69 LOL. This is the secret message! THE SECRET MESSAGE I SAY!!!
69 LOL, what does it mean? I'll tell you, it is LOL 69 reversed, and LOL 69 is the upcoming movie, so 69 LOL must be.....the downcoming movie. Interesting, eh?
Release date[edit | edit source]
After having been delayed
30985 times by the producers saying they want more footage, LOL 69's scheduled release date is finally out. June the 18th, 1993. It's already out, eh? Just that no-one's been ever to prove that it's out. Some say there might be a typo, and that the release date is actually June the 18th, 19993. Then that would make sense. Not cents.
Storyline[edit | edit source]
Some guy, the same guy from LOL 68, is now in LOL 69. He plays the same guy who sits at his computer desk, and says LOL 69 times, while watching Numa Numa. Then the scene switches to Numa Numa guy's house, where you see a fat dude singing. If you listen very closely and turn up the sound, and remove all the Romanian lyrics, you will find the secret message encoded within the song, LOL being said 69 times. Then Numa Numa guy blows up, and it shows a cemetery. Zoom in on the screen and voila! You can see 69 graves, and in very fine print, on each of the graves is "LOL". LOL 69! Freaky, eh?
Then it shows these dudes hunting national treasure, and they like steal some important document, and there's a car chase, and you can see that they will pass exactly 69 shops. Each of them have LOL in front of their name, for example, Lol-Mart, not Wal-mart, or, Lolkins Donuts, i mean Lolcans Donuts. Also look for Lollett-Packard.
Then the car a splodes. Blah, guts fly everywhere, count the 69 guts and say LOL for each one you count. LOL 69 yet again. Then the final LOL 69 appears, just like that, ya, like a commercial when the guy suddenly says "SO BUY NOW!!!!". Ya, just like that, freaky. And the text is like green and huge and it says LOL 69!!!
And then the credits, look for the 69 LOL's hidden very smartly within the letters, oh and look for 69 L's and 69 O's. Also note that the credits are exactly 69 hours longer than the actual screenplay for the movie, as they placed a bunch of 6s, 9s, Ls, and Os in the sub-credits, which is credits that are substitutes for the actual credits, because who wants to look at a bunch of boring old names?
*a couple of people raise hands*
Well, obviously no one. I mean, you can't use the names to find movies made by the same persons because you actually liked LOL 69 and paiyed Star Command Credits in exchange for a slip of paper with the words "LOL 69 Moo-vee Pash" on it. So yeah, the sub-credits are way better! WATCH THEM OR I WILL KICK YOU INTO A 6-FOOT PIT LIKE THEY DID IN 300!!! Which is actually named 69 Spartans, but Hollywood wanted it historically inaccurate.
Ratings[edit | edit source]
“STUPID! PATETHIC!! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS CRUD!”
“Hmm...I LOL at this movie, oh wait now there's 70 LOLs.”
“Dude, this movie made me LOL....at it's bad quality, of course. Not it's humor, i mean, it's not funny.”
“LOLWUT? I JUST SAID LOL! AND I SAID IT AGAIN! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID LOL? OH, I SAID LOL AGAIN! AND AGAIN! I THINK I SAID LOL 5 TIMES OR SOMETHING...HEY I SAID IT AGAIN! (and the cycle goes on)”
“I wonder...do they have another series like this called ROFL 69? If you know, please call me at (916)-911-911. Oh, and does anyone know the number to call 911?)”