Birdemic
Origins[edit | edit source]
Birdemic: Shock and Terror is an action/romance movie that takes place in southwest World War II. It was created in the broken down apartment of a homeless 16 year old. The sixteen year old by the name of Gage, proceeded to smash his head against the wall and act out the Mexican Revolution as the Spaniards. He was found later holding a note saying, "release my movie to the public." They found the security footage of his death and released it to the world. They then realized their mistake and released Birdemic.
Plot[edit | edit source]
As previously mentioned, it takes place in north-southern Russia, in the city of Zimbabwe. It starts with one guy who walks down a street for about an hour, before getting bored and jumping in front of a truck. He doesn't die, the truck was stopped, he just really wanted to see under the truck. He then proceeded to climb under the truck, and make bird noises. This alerted all nearby birds to him, they soon lifted the truck, and pulled him out from under it. They crowned him the bird king because his bird calls were more majestic than anything they had heard before. They misunderstood his instructions of helping the world, and began suicide bombing, creating small explosions, with the best effects anyone has ever seen. Eventually the birds migrated north, and everyone was safe for that summer.
Sequel[edit | edit source]
This movie, Birdemic 2: The Resurrection, it is another romantic action, and was almost as horrible as is predecessor. This time it takes place in Hollywood, Massachusetts. It is centered around a filmmaker trying to cast some girl in a movie after walking about 3 miles, taking again, about an hour, to a restaurant in the middle of a city. Then for no reason whatsoever, out of no where, (what seem to be) the same birds attack them, that attacked the people in the first movie. World War III breaks out, and Tauranga, the location of the first movie, begins firing nukes at the birds. The birds start flying all around the world, scattered around so they don't get hit. Based on the locations shown on the map, the locations hit are (in order of markings): Cambodia, Indonesia, Indochina, Tanzania, Crimea, Wake Island, Potpania, Tibet, London, Dog Island, Greenland, Greenland, Greenland, Japan, Lesotho, India, Argentina, Most of Brazil, Most of Canada, Most of Mexico, the entire United States of America. The protagonists survived, because the movie takes place in Berlin, Cuba. Unfortunately, the birds migrated north to antarctica, and have not been seen since.
