Finland
Finland (Finnish: Jääläävaarjuustonnen Eino Ynnenen Pussi Juolainen Jokkanen Suomailanenanenen Jookkanen Käälääkkuosii Anen en enainen en ääåää) is a bar for fish or people with fish fetishes, such as stickleback.
Finland rules at Eurovision and beating the crap out of biscuits. It's also the country where that gothic band with the guy with the feathers in his hair came from, who seem to have disappeared since 2004.
Finland Isn't Real.[edit | edit source]
finland is just a fairytail story
Foundation[edit | edit source]
Finland was founded by really ugly fish who where tired of the best undersea jobs going to the prettier fish. As founder Mcfishogoth said "It's like you have to win a undersea beauty pageant just two get a job or a wife". The country expanded when more discriminated fish, including pacifist sharks, arrived looking for a safer and more tolerant place to live.
Spurdo Spärde[edit | edit source]
Spurdo Spärde, a poorly-drawn bear that appears to be the lovechild of internet meme figures 'pedobear' and 'sadfrog', is probably Finland's finest export. He can be applied in any situation and attracts adoration and disgust in equal measure whenever used.
“What the fug :DDDDD I havings quote in illogigopedia :DDDDDDDDD”
Finland in the Eurovisions[edit | edit source]
Eurovision, known as Täääööäyä Kaaraakaa in Finnish, has submitted its will to Finland. Since 1956, the beginning of Eurovision, Finland have won almost every contest, coming second only once to a Belgian singing panini.
Year Participated | Position | Song |
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1956 | 1st | Katson Ja Öööö |
1957 | 1st | Paa Paa Paa Paa |
1958 | 1st | Nimeni on Närhi |
1959 | 1st | Slääääp a Dän |
1960 | 1st | Hyö Hyö Hyö, Hyä Hyä Hyä |
1961 | 1st | Taivaan Ja Taivaas |
1962 | 1st | Gjer |
1963 | 1st | Pälä Urnei |
1964 | 1st | Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas |
1965 | 1st | Snymi On Ja Maa? |
1966 | 1st | Artturi Kannisto - Supermies |
1967 | 1st | Spurdo Spärde |
1968 | 1st | Kun Kellö Kornfläkks |
1969 | 1st | Äksä, Äksä |
1970 | 1st | Colori |
1971 | 1st | Suomiland, Suomiland, Suom Suom Suom Suomiland |
1972 | 1st | Bhattu-ässä |
1973 | 1st | Rock Gods™ |
1974 | 1st | Sytytystulppa |
1975 | 1st | Lämpimämpi |
1976 | 1st | Juoksentelisinkohan? |
1977 | 1st | ääääääääääääääääääääääääää |
1978 | 1st | Hyppytyynytyydytys |
1979 | 1st | Vihdoin, Vihdoin, Vihdoin |
1980 | 2nd | Kuusi Palaa |
1981 | 1st | Reggae OK |
1982 | 1st | Hääyöaieuutinen |
1983 | 1st | Aaamu-palaveri-huone |
1984 | 1st | Aamupala-veri-huone |
1985 | 1st | Kuin Perseeseen Ammuttu Karhu |
1986 | 1st | Juosta? |
1987 | 1st | Tietokone |
1988 | 1st | KUULULULULULULUL |
1989 | 1st | Näähääähääähääähääähä |
1990 | 1st | Pukki Pukki Une Tukki |
1991 | 1st | Haista Vittu, snort |
1992 | 1st | Viedä Saunan Taakse |
1993 | 1st | Aima Puupihed |
1994 | 1st | Karrakakakuistan |
1995 | 1st | Kumnotai, Peeh Meh Kan |
1996 | 1st | Ei, Tippa tapa |
1997 | 1st | Kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomammuuksissansakaankopahan |
1998 | 1st | Tyhjääääääääääääääääääää |
1999 | 1st | Yhdeksankymmentakolme |
2000 | 1st | Old Man Suomenjenkki |
2001 | 1st | Voi Voi, Voi Voi Olla Vanhaa |
2002 | 1st | Kaappausyitys |
2003 | 1st | Kokko, Kokoo Kokoon Koko Kokko |
2004 | 1st | ... |
2005 | 1st | I'm Getting Tired of making up Finnish words/finding them on the internet please help me get a life |
2006 | 1st | Ja Kirves |
2007 | 1st | Hallitus |
2008 | 1st | Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsi-baari |
2009 | 1st | Tule Luol |
2010 | 1st | Entokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas? |
2011 | 1st | Ok We'll Sing In English Now |
2012 | 1st | Lasken Vain Leikkiä |
2013 | 1st | BOUM-BOUM-BOUM |
2014 | 1st | Snärto |
2015 | 1st | *noises* |
2016 | 1st | Hennehen |
2017 | 1st | BlockBord |
2018 | 1st | Sverige uwu |
Basketball[edit | edit source]
Finland is not as good at basketball as Estonia or Canada. Those are two of the counties I live in. Norway is better then Estonia, but not as good as Finland. This is because of aliens which are from mars are trying to conquer Latvia, a country that has a landscape entirely made of old pesto.
I hate Finland for this reason. You shouldn't though, because you are a polar bear and at leas the country lowers taxes on white fur. Racists.
Language[edit | edit source]
Finnish (or Suomi, which makes the language sound like an alternative version of Sumo wrestling) is actually just a strange mix of Estonian, Turkish, Klingon and Russian, making it near impossible to read, let alone speak. Most citizens give up trying to learn it by the age of four.
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