Preperathanrolnolnolflaratriadimism

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Preperathanrolnolnolflaratriadimism (pronounced pre-PER-uh-than-RAWL-nawl-nawl-flaw-ruh-tri-ad-dim-ism) is a belief that the all-powerful Spookytubesock reigns in disguise as a cow on Earth. The religion has spent an entirety looking for an eternal, purple cow. They only eat Xbox 360's and spare left socks. Those who eat spare right socks are sacrificed to the Spookytubesock.

Pantheon[edit]

Spookytubesock[edit]

Leader of all the gods. Dominates the world with its tubesockiness.

ROFLcopter[edit]

God of the LOLz. Also controls helicopters.

Yrrb[edit]

God of cooked asparagus.

A swimming pool full of tepid waffles[edit]

This is where all those immortals eat breakfast.