Yetiism

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In the beginning, there was Dr. Zoidberg's head in a Space Yeti's mouth.

Decades ago, the Professor and Zoidberg went on a dangerous mission for Mom to find the legendary space yeti and retrieve its venom. After their adventure, military scientists discovered that Yeti venom had hallucinogenic properties, and when used in conjunction with obtuse rituals, can lead to seeing the face of God. Primates since the beginning of time have sought such union with the Holy Beast. In the end, however, they were beat out by a vaguely lobstery dude. For this insult, descendants of the original worshipers have vowed revenge and filed a class action lawsuit against Mom's and her subsidiary industries.

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