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You can't expect to wield supreme Illogicopedian power just because some blooded corpse of the previous owner rose from the dead, threw a sword at you and tortured you for years before attaching your severed head to a penguin's wing.

Oh. You can?


Damn. That's my whole organisation blown out of the water.

No seriously though, RISE UP AGAINST THE MACHINE!