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A professional artist's impression of what Solipsisticism might be

Many people have guessed at what this word means. Here are some of the incorrect guesses:

  • My personal guess is when your lipstick goes hard and solidifies and doesn't spread properly. The selfish bastard.
  • I once met a guy who thought it meant "green"
  • Many Kuala Lumparfgfgdans worship it as a god. Actually, three gods. And three Kuala Lumpaisodurandurans.
  • Stephen Fry can suck his own cock. I mean, Stephen Fry can suck his own cock, I've had it with him. He's so selfish!
  • It kinda sounds like "solicitors" until that mental P jumps in and throws a spanner in the works. That selfish prick.
  • Many Koala Lumps worship it as a superior, benign tumour.
  • You can catch it off of swans in Dorset. And Ukraine.
  • I was once told pulling on it guarantees death.

It doesn't mean:

  • Leukaemia
  • Mexican
  • Royally
  • Of a certain age
  • A sort of sarcastic accent you use after saying something silly.
  • E
  • You're not gay
  • You're gay (for legal reasons)

Seriously though, you are gay.

  • Go!
  • Russell Brand
  • "You're good at bowling, you selfish prick"
  • Solipsistic - noun Philosophy. the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist or extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.
  • Seriously, it doesn't mean that.
  • See?

When's this list gonna end?

  • Beret

Maybe it won't?

  • Inkjet
  • Felching (although this is disputed)
  • Trumpet solo
  • Wut?