Solipsisticism

A professional artist's impression of what Solipsisticism might be

Many people have guessed at what this word means. Here are some of the incorrect guesses:

• My personal guess is when your lipstick goes hard and solidifies and doesn't spread properly. The selfish bastard.
• I once met a guy who thought it meant "green"
• Many Kuala Lumparfgfgdans worship it as a god. Actually, three gods. And three Kuala Lumpaisodurandurans.
• Stephen Fry can suck his own cock. I mean, Stephen Fry can suck his own cock, I've had it with him. He's so selfish!
• It kinda sounds like "solicitors" until that mental P jumps in and throws a spanner in the works. That selfish prick.
• Many Koala Lumps worship it as a superior, benign tumour.
• You can catch it off of swans in Dorset. And Ukraine.
• I was once told pulling on it guarantees death.

It doesn't mean:

• Leukaemia
• Mexican
• Royally
• Of a certain age
• A sort of sarcastic accent you use after saying something silly.
• E
• You're not gay
• You're gay (for legal reasons)

Seriously though, you are gay.

• Go!
• Russell Brand
• "You're good at bowling, you selfish prick"
• Solipsistic - noun Philosophy. the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist or extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.
• Seriously, it doesn't mean that.
• See?

When's this list gonna end?

• Beret

Maybe it won't?

• Inkjet
• Felching (although this is disputed)
• Trumpet solo
• Wut?

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