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Many people have guessed at what this word means. Here are some of the incorrect guesses:
- My personal guess is when your lipstick goes hard and solidifies and doesn't spread properly. The selfish bastard.
- I once met a guy who thought it meant "green"
- Many Kuala Lumparfgfgdans worship it as a god. Actually, three gods. And three Kuala Lumpaisodurandurans.
- Stephen Fry can suck his own cock. I mean, Stephen Fry can suck his own cock, I've had it with him. He's so selfish!
- It kinda sounds like "solicitors" until that mental P jumps in and throws a spanner in the works. That selfish prick.
- Many Koala Lumps worship it as a superior, benign tumour.
- You can catch it off of swans in Dorset. And Ukraine.
- I was once told pulling on it guarantees death.
It doesn't mean:
- Of a certain age
- A sort of sarcastic accent you use after saying something silly.
- You're not gay
- You're gay (for legal reasons)
Seriously though, you are gay.
- Russell Brand
- "You're good at bowling, you selfish prick"
- Solipsistic - noun Philosophy. the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist or extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.
- Seriously, it doesn't mean that.
When's this list gonna end?
Maybe it won't?
- Felching (although this is disputed)
- Trumpet solo