Defenestration

Defenestration is a competitive sport undertaken by investors during economic downturns.

Basically... it is throwing oneself (or someone else) out of a window. It's not pleasant.

It involves velocity and distance factors with a specific aim point.

Typically played in an urban environment due to the presence of tall buildings, and previously clean sidewalks.

Why defenestrate?

I honestly don't know.

Because you're sad? Or, in the case of throwing someone else out of a window, because you're angry?

Defenestrating is commonly done when market crashes happen.

It was usually done in the olympics and it was the most loved sport but they were meanies and removed it.

How to defenestrate

You grab someone and throw them out the window.

Or

You jump out of the window yourself.

Famous Defenestrations

• The Defenestration of Prague
• The Beginning of the Great Depression
• The Next Time You're Ever Near a Window In a Tall Building

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