Insane Pigeon Bowling
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Insane Pigeon Bowling is a new sport 'Created by pigeons, for pigeons®'.
Rules[edit | edit source]
The Insane Pigeon Bowling Committee has set these rules by law and anyone found not obey these rules will be subject to anything up to Level 3 Pigeon Law punishment. The rules are as follows:
- No humans are allowed to play. (The only exception to this rule is me, as I own.)
- The Pigeon King must be allowed to control at least one pigeon in the game.
- Physical contact is compulsory.
- All wings must be straight out then taped with huge amounts of chocolate.
- Halfway through the game, Mr. Bananajib must be taped to a large swimming pool.
Insane Pigeon Bowling Committee[edit | edit source]
The Insane Pigeon Bowling Committee is responsible for setting the Insane Pigeon Bowling rules, regulations, safety guidelines and making sure these are abided by.
Members of the Committee[edit | edit source]
- James May
- The Pigeon King
- The Pigeon Labour Party Chancellor
The Pigeon King[edit | edit source]
The Pigeon King is primarily responsible for Insane Pigeon Bowling. He is also a very influential member of the Insane Pigeon Bowling Committee.
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