Sharpie Snorting

Sharpie Snorting is a competitive sport and popular pastime in many places. The ultimate goal is to snort as many times as possible in a single five-minute period. The rules are as follows:

1. Any kind of Sharpie can be used, but chisel-tipped and king sized are preferred. Using fine or ultra-fine is discouraged in professional leagues.
2. There are two rounds, each being five minutes long.
3. Points are given based on the duration of a single snort. A snort lasting under one second is worth one point, to to three seconds is worth two points, and three seconds or longer is three points.
4. The winner is determined by the higher number of points at the end of the second round. If there is a tie, there will be an 30-second-long round to break the tie.

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