The Winter Games of the XXIII Olympiad

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The Winter Games of the XXIII Olympiad are an event that is scheduled to start two weeks after 11:58 PM.

It will take place in Pyeongchang, South Korea. Many nations and a few Russians will participate. At first, North Korea wasn't going to be allowed, but they challenged South Korea to a game of Diplomacy, and won. It helped that they decided to ally with South Korea in the endgame.

Predictions[edit | edit source]

  • Someone will bring dishonor to her home country.
  • Two centuries of Nostradamus prophecies will be fulfilled in just a little over two weeks.
  • The Montenegro team will accidentally go to Pyongyang instead of Pyeongchang.

Opening[edit | edit source]

Montenegro showed up in Pyeongchang, but Katie Keurig made a Freudian slip and a stateless Evgenia Medvedeva earned a Y, apparently.