Stark raving bonkers

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Stark raving bonkers is one of the most popular winter sports in Britain, second only to digging holes in the road and filling them in again.

Bonkers can be obtained from the Bonker tree from the very highest branch. Those who have fallen to their deaths in the pursuit of great bonkers are held in high regard, whilst those who survived are just ridiculed.

How to play[edit]

  1. Obtain bonker
  2. Bake bonker in microwave
  3. Eat bonker
  4. Die

Notable bonkers[edit]

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