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Medical Hazards[edit]

Skipping is bad for your health. Doctors say that if you skip for .00003289 seconds you will die immediately for no know reason. Well, I hope this has taught you a lesson. Or maybe not. *mumbles about stupid youngsters experimenting with skipping and how skipping deaths have increased by .0000000000001242% and how everyone is going to die and that they are very stupid*

NonMedical Hazards[edit]

Skipping can greatly decrease coolness factor by almost 1337%.