Defenestration
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Defenestration is a competitive sport undertaken by investors during economic downturns.
Basically... it is throwing oneself (or someone else) out of a window. It's not pleasant.
It involves velocity and distance factors with a specific aim point.
Typically played in an urban environment due to the presence of tall buildings, and previously clean sidewalks.
Why defenestrate?[edit]
I honestly don't know.
Because you're sad? Or, in the case of throwing someone else out of a window, because you're angry?
How to defenestrate[edit]
Don't make me describe it.
Famous Defenestrations[edit]
- The Defenestration of Prague
- The Beginning of the Great Depression
- The Next Time You're Ever Near a Window In a Tall Building
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