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Defenestration is a competitive sport undertaken by investors during economic downturns.

Basically... it is throwing oneself (or someone else) out of a window. It's not pleasant.

It involves velocity and distance factors with a specific aim point.

Typically played in an urban environment due to the presence of tall buildings, and previously clean sidewalks.

Why defenestrate?[edit]

I honestly don't know.

Because you're sad? Or, in the case of throwing someone else out of a window, because you're angry?

How to defenestrate[edit]

Don't make me describe it.

Famous Defenestrations[edit]

  • The Defenestration of Prague
  • The Beginning of the Great Depression
  • The Next Time You're Ever Near a Window In a Tall Building