Wii Sports

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Wii sports are commonly practised in school toilets up and down the country. Since the dawn of time (or the beginning of the school day anyway) pupils have taken part in competitions to see how far they can urinate up the toilet wall. The winner gets to gloat whilst the loser gets a golden shower.

Wii sports have yet to gain Olympic status. Its supporters argue it will provide a useful alternative to random urine tests though how any spectator could survive the 'thrill' of a pee-off without being scarred for life is beyond the comprehension of the common man.^[1]

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	Logical Sports	American football \| Baseball \| Bowling \| Chess \| Cricket \| Disc golf \| Football \| Golf \| Hockey \| NASCAR \| Skydive \| Table Tennis \| Tennis \| Trampolining
	Illogical Sports	Beating the crap out of biscuits \| Butterfly hunting \| Chair racing \| Defenestration \| Digging holes in the road and filling them in again \| Extreme accounting \| Extreeme \| Extreme Downhill 280 Meter Wife Beating \| Flytipping \| Force Feeding Dragons \| Free-fall \| Furniture Watching \| Grave Dancing \| Heart Burn \| Insane Pigeon Bowling \| Limb throwing \| Midnight basketball \| Monkey Sword Fights \| Notsoccer \| Pea Stuntin' \| Punctuation Abuse \| Rape \| Schnallball \| Sharpie Snorting \| Shoplifting \| Skipping \| Smash ball \| Spray-painting \| Stark raving bonkers \| The Competitive Suicide League \| The Pregnant Women's Football League \| Tiddlywinks \| Tree Football \| Turtle wax \| Underwater basket weaving \| Wheelstand \| Yu \| Tischtennis
	Athletes	Allejo \| Cow-orker \| Ivanasti Chestikov \| Chris Coghlan \| Kyle Petty \| Rush Limbaugh \| Soccer moms \| Tiger Woods \| Timothy Holsen \| Tony Stewart \| Ronaldinho \| Russian Football Team
	Events	2010 FIFA World Cup \| Cold War Classic \| Great Frog attack of sometime last year \| IllogiNews:High school mascot decimates opposing team \| Olympics \| Smarch Madness \| The Grand National \| The Illogicopedia Olympics \| The Jesus-Satan Arm Wrestling Competition \| Wimbledon \| The Winter Games of the XXIII Olympiad \| Winter Olympics \| World Frog Throwing Championships
	Related Topics	Sport \| Body Break \| Car crusher \| Do you know the secret to the perfect swing? \| Gran Turismo 2 cheats \| Gromit \| Santana Sports \| Slam Dunk! \| The Art Of Ping Pong \| The Christian Wrestling Federation \| The Professional Grass Inspecting League of the English Premiership

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↑ Schoolkids don't come into this as they can withstand the most pungent of pongs.

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