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Conservape-tan. Notice how modestly she dresses, unlike a certain liberal harlot.

Conservape-tan is the official mascot of Conservapedia. Her turn-ons include voting Republican, creating tax cuts for the top earners, and secretly rounding up all the homeless and having them euthanized. Her turn-offs include voting Democrat, raising taxes on the top earners, and giving spare change to the poor.

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Wiki mascots