Illogicopedia - The place of bacon
“Get your bacon rashers here! Get 'em while they're hot. Only 700 calories a slice and 55g grams of salt, not including seasoning.”
The official title of Illogicopedia in Illogiland is The place of bacon. On peut purchaser les bacons ici, mais pourquoi bullocksy crudd. Ca va.
Formerly the Place of cheese, the Place of rats and the Place of plates, Illogic rules. Do not question the authority of Fran E Dec.
Every second Eebleday of the month bacon is placed upon the Illogicopedia in a ceremony involving beef paste, 100 ravenous penguins and a flatulent binman.