User:The Bard

The Bard has attained 11 stars. Chicken of the Sea • An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes • Canada • Hang the DJ • Diary of a Madman‎ • The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories • Enter the Chicken • Dear John letter • Micro$oft Window$ • How To Make a Bird Shut Up • Cheap suit

This user is, like, Canadian, eh?

This user has been on Illogicopedia for 16 years, 1 month and 3 days.

This user is trying to keep things clean.

This user does the best impression of a sane person you've ever heard.

This user is illogical enough to have won The Pickle.

Who am I?

I've been trying to help out the wiki community as an admin since 2005. In addition to being the Illogicomedia Foundation's Benevolent Dictator For Life (Owner/Bureaucrat) and a contributor and blogger for Illogicopedia, I like to keep good relations with other wiki family members and their users as a...

Bureaucrat at Simple English Uncycopedia^[1]
Administrator on Babel
Rollback on UnMeta
Rollback on UnCommons

What am I doing?

Yes, I understand that articles on Illogicopedia needn't be funny nor make sense. Despite this, I'm going to go my own way and write stuff that hangs together reasonably well and makes me laugh. I'm also going to write creative prose which may only contain the odd joke, or only a few very odd jokes. Sorry if you don't like that. Perhaps you're completely indifferent... but if you couldn't care either way, then why are you still reading this? Just to see how much more I'll write? Well get ready to be bored to tears, because I could keep just keep on writing and writing all da-

What have I ~~dumb~~ ~~done~~ dumb?

Recently[edit | edit source]

Peter Jackson • Illogicomedia Foundation • Jim Corndog • Illogicomedia Foundation unveils new logo • Illogicle • Illogicomedia Foundation appoints Bard Benevolent Dictator For Life • Wankipedia • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Somethings • Harry Potter and Photographer of Al Jazeera • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Water (with Mynameissecret) • Nay broth nay ab schnuck • Another Weasley • Solar system • A Brief History of History • Eve Hill • Forest Fire Week • OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Deletion) • Plagiarism • Billy Graham (letter to Roberto) • Enter the Chicken

Cumulatively[edit | edit source]

Featured Illogicopedian

This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

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Imagitivelywise[edit | edit source]

My gallery, including some of my featured images (well, just the two of 'em, actually) is here...

Ones I collaborated on without permission[edit | edit source]

HowTo:Make a Bird Shut Up • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Water • Illogicopedian Times • IllogiNews • Vandalpedia

Ones I enjoyed as-is[edit | edit source]

Omegle • Porcelain Theocracies

Emergency GTFO terminal

bard@linux:~$ whatis illogicopedia illogicopedia: nothing appropriate bard@linux:~$ poweroff_

Total Edits: {{#ec:The_Bard}} • Articles Written: 146 • Pictures Created: 28 • Creations Featured: 10

↑ I accepted this appointment because of my respect and appreciation for Carlb, and his long service to *.Uncyclopedia.* projects. I am not affiliated with uncyclopedia.wikia.com or Wikia, period

[1] I accepted this appointment because of my respect and appreciation for Carlb, and his long service to *.Uncyclopedia.* projects. I am not affiliated with uncyclopedia.wikia.com or Wikia, period

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