I'm Lazy

If I wasn't, this article would be different.

Real picture of me.

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Banana fnurdle apple sauce cheese man, so help me get my reggae back while Tsetostoreich smokes mildew in JayZ's mother's basement.

BALEEFS OF THE WURLD
What is teh god?	Deism • Pantheism • Theism
How Menny?	Jeez, I dunno! • NONE • one • lotsa • -1 • √-1
Religgens	Bahá'í Faith • Bobism • Buddhism • Christianity (Anglican • Catholic • Mormon • Protestant) • DidYouKnowism • Discordianism • Duncanism • Flaniganism • Gimaladines • Goatian • Gobshiism • Greasy • Hinduism • Islam • Jainism • Jedism • Jehovah's Witnesses • Judaism • Pandaism • Panflautism • Panflotsam • Panfriedism • Panpolynomialism • Pastafarianism • Randomlygeneratedism • Schismism • Scientology • Shinto • Sikhism • Sithism • Super Gnosticism • Tzarthelikalamanagurishalikidaladunakalizaralethism • Zeroastrianism • Zimizmizm
Pillowproxies	Confusionism • Taoism
Pollygicians	Communism • Conservative • Fascism • Liberal
Evilootian?	Creationism • Unintelligent Design

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Sex

	Sex	Intimacy \| Love \| Masturbation \| Orgasm \| Sexaholics Anonymous \| Sexual Innuendo in U.S. Currency
	Anatomy	Ball \| Bollocks \| Boobs \| Erection \| Deep-fried semen \| G-spot \| Penis \| PENISPENISPENIS \| Reproduce Juice \| THE VAGINA \| Vagina \| Penis Envy
	Sex Acts	Bondage \| Buttsecks \| Flogging \| Foreplay \| Fornicate \| Homosecks \| Masturbating \| Pedophilia \| Phone Abstinence \| Rape \| Rapism \| Sexting \| Sexual Intercourse \| Feature-Bate
	Homosexuality	Butt pirate \| Coming out \| Gay \| Gayboy \| Homo erectus \| Kinsey Scale \| Lesbian \| Mail prostitute \| Queer duck \| Spongebob Gaypants
	Other Sexy Things	An orgy in full flow \| Are You Still...Naked? \| Callgirl \| Cooties \| Exhibitionism \| Hermaphrodite \| Heterosexuality \| Hobbit Sex \| How to test for STDs \| Interstate 69 \| Mia Khalifa \| Penis Warts \| Pornography \| Pr0nz \| Premature Ejaculation Man \| Sexuality \| Squid (Birth Control Device) \| The Illogipedian's New Clothes \| The Wooden Condom \| Venereal disease \| Woman \| Your parents have sex

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