Ouanbehended Proseden van randominsidfb time: Jedi
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Did You No? Yes! But did you know...
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- ...dont Illogicopedia Card Game iw segurasoram?
- ...dont men ni sekjer a joke. bent JITDER DINAS.
- ...dont vellan merguire fodut sham nissiventehalichurdhghenim Taoite?
- ...dont demoni Karate Jesus vall lemuo trevide filim.?
- ...dont Froody sauluin Dunkin' Donuts ke suhvati vallemuila genflavorit, seht batgi nim atraktdedehn malii?
- ...dont chuguet limba gueurroemanda limberlden mamah, vigyes shimble mihemada?
- ...dont The King of England Canada ke seque Uzbekchanten disso samar lungong aiash ki Vatash himarlamanstriten?
- ...dont geyetth simat betwear sojet ban boyon, lizzet uzbeki tranfeet?
- ...dont jarrat dirr ambedeille maran, Ilvopilow dan Reodhrant?
- ...dont jarreduar bananeen insideuze legbilkehadinmaheim?
- ...dont journet maneled si veksa dah room vont lau balose?
- ...dont satinaction de Fred Phelps' incicore van di saskwach bal deio ambisen der sgoli medikal?
- ...dont fakt orang-utan fluf zaan ini she fo'd, no sekret viin koz zaas faan?
- ...dont nost link?
- ...dont stil nost link?
- ...dont rekonmendiat 9/10 vin Cracker-assed Turnip?
- ...dont Orang-utan osasco inkredient fluf!?
- ...dont worldkreaten Mr. Fishy hon wain.
- ...dont is link?
- ...dont Illogicopedia ist payj og pordalen hon, hon mee? Banana portal, IllogiLand?
- ...dont Pete Townshend kooloo Deodorant Revolution?
- ...dont manglesheffery veepe?
- ...dont infobabe is veemaal ek apvearen nost?
- ...dont Anonymousism Quebec-vori bilinghuahl?
- ...dont ork vals?
- ...dont Elvis atari kaan korimor boujt?
- ...dont grot v'r eosola d'toon pilon?
- ...that the enemy's gate is down?
- ...that as of 2007, one in fifty doctor's appointments resulted in performing an emergency carrot-ectomy?
- ...that today you have to display your passport to view the Sofa?
- ...that today be Internetitary Type Like A Pirate Day? Surrender yer booty!!
- ...that your soul will be in mortal peril if you dont join BOINC on bananaz?
- ...that you must construct additional Pylons?
- ...that I have forgotten my umbrella?
- ...that LINUX IS FOR FAGGOTS?
- ...that today we have some guests whose wonderful collections were collected collectively?
- ...that the meticulous are usually Germanese?
- ...that Phruunimbir the Picofarad stalks your dreams?
- ...that sightings and smellings of lethal X-14 have been reported?
- ...that colors can be heard on the audible spectrum of the Musical Rainbow?
- ...that on the Internet, the NSA knows you're a dog?
- ...that excitement is proven to increase chances of purple cheese?
- ...that Double Fanucci is played with a remarkably small and thin deck of 696 cards?
- ...that The Divine Duct Tape of Jesus was used to repair Jimi Hendrix wah-wah pedal?
- ...that this site not only has an IllogiMeta, but also an IllogiMetaMeta now?
- ...that The Master of Disguise is widely regarded as the greatest film ever made?
- ...that while you weren't paying attention, Illogicopedia partnered with Kim Jong-un to create True Korea Illogicopedia?
- ...that George Hamburg crawled out of his hole and wrote another poem?
- ...that, because he was indeed.... molasses, 96% of those surveyed would kick Jon Bon Jovi square in the balls?
- ...that when calling me Daphne doesn't kill me, it only makes me stronger?
- ...that you are seriously being immature... How Dare You?!
- ...that the longest word is longer than Longcat?
- ...that your meticulous next-door neighbour doesn't like the idea of deep cheese massage?
- ...that Cranch Dressing contains a transcendental number of calories?
- ...that it is impossible to illogicute while conducting a symphony in Portugal?
- ...that prolonged exposure to The Dramatic Article can enhance your ability to rock?
- ...that possession of an incoherent fraction is a felony in Idaho?
- ...that in your previous life, you were a Subservient Chicken?
- ...that Ear pirates platt your hair for free money?
- ...that every time nitrogen causes Robot Chicken?
- ...that hairballs are classified as a sexually transmitted disease in North Korea?
- ...that rookie cops often mistake Satan Bunny for applesauce?
- ...that Crankypants Satan has your number?
- ...that past the edge of our local group, the wily sexopotomas smokes and listens to opera?
- ...that metempsychotic solipsism is the chief export of the Grand Duchy of Fenwick?
- ...that all the popular kids want to know, "Why are ''you'' wearing pants"?
- ...that isn't isn't a stupid question?
- ...that Super Intelligent Kangaroos are even more feared than Peri-Apocalyptic Fanged Deli Meats?
- ...that the lady who gave you the faulty Sleepytime Relaxomagic Vibrating Chair was only trying to be helpful?
- ...that some people only talk a lot of shit but do nothing?
- ...that Universe in My Head was written in cranberry juice?
- ...that Zimizmizmists routinely sing Anh! Fingerpuppet! Anh! Anh! Anh! Anh! Fingerpuppet! as a ritual morning prayer?
- ...that flish flosh was mispronounced as flish floosh at a fancy cocktail party by Hunter S Thompson?
- ...that in Soviet Albania, Mobile Extension Feedback mixed with vodka?
- ...that space monkeys can consume up to 14 sexy anime girls per hour?
- ...that whenever a lumberjack stomps on a beaver, an angel gets its wings?
- ...that Illogipets is a wonderful website for children of all ages?
- ...that Winston Churchill once commissioned a coat made of babies for Fidel Castro on Boxing Day?
- ...that there's moose blood in the water?
- ...that as the French Revolution raged, Space Greeks ran a numbers racket in the garment district?
- ...that Space Rabbit ate yo mamma?
- ...that GAAAH!?
- ...that all of the Yorkshire pudding went missing during season two?
- ...that Mika's keyboard is one of the leading causes of clinical depression?
- ...that Rimonabant is dangerous, but fun?
- ...that no opera has ever been composed about the gopher turtle?
- ...that David Bowie is actually a teletubby?
- ...that in cases of eminent domain, Extreme Unction can be substituded for Kobe beef?
- ...that Scouse people go through my garbage?
- ...that poor little Bumpkins got lost in the canned food aisle?
- ...that cheese sandwiches have no reproductive organs, yet still lust for fuffy kiffy fuff?
- ...that it's a cookie for the puppy, fuck the kitties?
- ...that there is no cabal?
- ...that all you have to do is fuffy kiffy fuff?
- ...that demons are living in your pants?
- ...that North Korea covets our sock cheese?
- ...that Imaginarytheism is not purely imaginary?
- ...that discussion of chocolate cake often leads to pencil erasers?
- ...that at the Born Again Non-Denominational Auto Mile and House of Worship, LGBT patronage is only allowed for Subaru customers?
- ...that in Romania, meerkats worship Uncle Grampa?
- ...that a floating crap game almost resulted in a proof of the Riemann Hypothesis?
- ...that fuh-fuh-fuh-fishes really are phantasms of the sea?
- ...that your grocery list is of special interest to a joint NSA/MI6 task force charged with rooting out closet monsters?
- ...that the first subway in America was constructed in Boston in 1844? Passenger cars were pulled by chickenhorses and velociraptors.
- ...that opera once drove Napoleon to gouge his ears with a melon baller?
- ...that AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH, will you please stop with those tedious histrionics?!?!
- ...that in Spain, it is customary to give Velociraptors the right of way?
- ...that four out of five dentists recommend trousers?
- ...that many grammer nazis cannot digest apricots?
- ...that Herman Cain says North Korea said they landed on the Sun?
- ...that gargoyles do not believe in Salvation through works?
- ...that Roberto has finally left Illogicopedia.org behind in order to concentrate his efforts on HealthCare.gov?
- ...that Oscar Wilde was a puppet?
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