Halo Reach

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Gaylo 4 is a game by some narbs who wanted to make cheese, but didn't have a unicorn. It features elite graphics, elite sound and mediocre online capability. It has a really not-that-unique battle system and it might kill you if you stop playing for other games.

Release and st00f[edit]

The game is banned in every major country ever, including the not-gay part of Farmville, a country connected to Japan. It was banned in most countries simultaneously for its usage of sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, alcohol, tobacco, language and kinky BDSM stuff. You can now buy this game on the shadowy blackmarket for seven billion dollahr$.

Why?[edit]

Because.

How?[edit]

When?


I'm playing a videogame

—A man playing a videogame, quite possibly Halo 4