NASCAR Thunder 2002

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NASCAR Thund3r 2002 is a rockin' b4d4ss video g4m3 produced by EA Sports. The cars are awesome, Chuck Norris is in it, and there's even somebody named BENSON!!!!!1!!! AAAAAAAAA! No. Really. This game F****IN ROCKS!!!! IT"S EVEN BETT3R THAN UNCYCLOPEDIA!!! WOO HOO!!! . There I go off on another shouting spree over how FRICKIN UBER-AWESOME THIS GAME IS!!!!!1!!!!!11! IRAQATTACK!!!!111!!!!!11!!

The Real Drivers[edit]

01-Jason Leffler-Cingular Wireless Dodge

02-Ryan Newman-Alltel Ford

1-Steve Park-Pennzoil Chevrolet

2-Rusty Wallace-Team Rusty Ford

4-Kevin Lepage-Kodak MAX Film Chevrolet

5-Terry Labonte-Kellogg's Chevrolet

6-Mark Martin-Mark Martin Ford

8-Dale Earnhardt Jr.-Dale Earnhardt Jr. Chevrolet

9-Bill Elliott-Dodge Dealers Dodge

10-Johnny BENSON-Valvoline Pontiac

12-Jeremy Mayfield-Mobil 1 Ford

15-Michael Waltrip-NAPA Auto Parts Chevrolet

17-Matt Kenseth-DeWalt Power Tools Ford

18-Bobby Labonte-Interstate Batteries Pontiac

19-Casey Atwood-Dodge Dealers Dodge

20-Tony Stewart-The Home Depot Pontiac

21-Elliott Sadler-Motorcraft Ford

22-Ward Burton-Caterpillar Dodge

24-Jeff Gordon-DuPont Chevrolet

25-Jerry Nadeau-UAW-Delphi Chevrolet

26-Jimmy Spencer-Kmart Ford

27-Kenny Wallace-Duke's Mayonnaise/Sauer's Pontiac

28-Ricky Rudd-Texaco/Havoline Ford

29-Kevin Harvick-GM Goodwrench Service Plus Chevrolet

30-Jeff Green-America Online Chevrolet

31-Mike Skinner-Lowe's Chevrolet

33-Joe Nemechek-Oakwood Homes Chevrolet

40-Sterling Marlin-Chip Ganassi Racing Dodge

43-John Andretti-Cheerios Dodge

43-Richard Petty-STP Dodge (Legend)

45-Kyle Petty-Sprint PCS Dodge

55-Bobby Hamilton-Square D Chevrolet

88-Dale Jarrett-UPS Ford

97-Kurt Busch-Sharpie/Rubbermaid Ford

99-Jeff Burton-CITGO Ford

Non-Famous Real Drivers[edit]

7-Randy Lajoie-Kleenex Chevrolet

10-Jeff Green-NesQuik Ford

18-Mike McLaughlin-MBNA Chevrolet

21-Mike Dillon-Rockwell Automation Chevrolet

23-Scott Wimmer-Jani-King Pontiac

27-Jamie McMurray-Williams Travel Centers Chevrolet

33-Tony Raines-Alka Seltzer Chevrolet

37-Kevin Grubb-Unsponsored Chevrolet

60-Greg Biffle-Grainger Ford

74-Chad Little-Staff America Chevorlet

99-Michael Waltrip-Aaron's Chevrolet

Uber-Leet-Awesome Drivers[edit]

You Obviously

Chuck Norris

Mr. T

Samuel L. Jackson

Vin Diesel

Bill Elliott

Kyle Petty

Kyle Petty

Bob Saget

Chuck Norris

Clancy Brown

Monty Python

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Mr. T

Bob Barker

Master Chief

Chuck Norris