Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. is a 1985 game released for the Nintendo Entertainment System before Sonic was even thought of. Back in the day, it was revolutionary, as side-scrolling pieces of crap weren't even thought of and the fact that Wirry Wonkaa was too lazy to come up with it. Some nowadays say this vidja game has been outdated by crap such as Halo and whatnot... So, why do people still play this game? Some theorize that the game has triggers that last 25 years and even more people play this crap than Pac-Man.
Nintendo hated the fact that in order to make a game, it had to be on one screen and limited to three screens. This inspired a series of rants by Cranky Kong in the Donkey Kong County games. So, the game was the first of many to have a fat Italian plumber collect coins and kill ginormous turtles.
X-Play says there isn't any. 'Nuff said.
This will serve as a reminder that games sucked in the '80s.