Among Us

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Stop posting about Among Us! I'm tired of seeing it! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes! I was in a server, right? And all of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and I said, "Hey, babe, when the underwear is sus!" Haha, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding-ding-ding! I fucking looked at a trashcan and I said, "That's a bit sussy!" I looked at my penis, I think of an astronaut's helmet and I go, "Penis? More like pen-sus!" Aaaaaaargh!

Away from them is a social torture device spawned from OuterSloth. It gained an extreme surge of popularity one week because the internet decided "Why not."


The narrative is several tic tacs find out there is an impostor tic tac killing everyone. Then they take the impostor tic tacs to a planet, and boom, everyone will be an impostor.

Here is the most common phrases in the game.

  • "Start"
  • "<Color> sus"


sus avot him out guuys trust mee i (blue) am not imposter okm guys trust mwe ok!!!

NOO you guys votded me out you gys arte monters

Typical among us lobhy[edit]

red sus

yellow sus

blue sus

  • Red was not an impostor

gusy yoarent lafging your butts of yett? tahst odd,sd I musta teel morr joekeas aboaut anmong us.

Habve you guwsty nsoticed that the spelelingh is getting worse?

Megegt too, it sudckjsl.


get out of my head[edit]

I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words "amogus" ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't. And don't get me fucking started on the words. I'll never hear the word "suspicious" again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. Make it stop. Please make it fucking stop. I can't fucking take this anymore. I've tried killing myself it didn't work I just saw the fucking crewmate and laughed and dropped all the stuff and I can't do this. I just can't do this. Fucking lobotomize me now. Please. Among Us is a violation of the Geneva Convention.


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