Among Us

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Stop posting about Among Us! I'm tired of seeing it! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes! I was in a server, right? And all of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo, I flipped it and I said, "Hey, babe, when the underwear is sus!" Haha, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding-ding-ding! I fucking looked at a trashcan and I said, "That's a bit sussy!" I looked at my penis, I think of an astronaut's helmet and I go, "Penis? More like pen-sus!" Aaaaaaargh!


~ The amogus on literally every comment section

Away from them is a social torture device spawned from OuterSloth. It gained an extreme surge of popularity one week because the internet decided "Why not." _Note_From_Innersloth_It_Was_The_gerplotz,_they forced_us*&^(*!#&^&(^(R^*&%#R!^&#(*&E^#&$#$%^&*(&^%$#$%^&*&^%$#$%^.

Being "a sussy BACCA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"[edit | edit source]

The narrative is several tic tacs find out there is an impostor tic tac killing everyone. Then they take the impostor tic tacs to a planet, and boom, everyone will be an impostor.

Here is the most common phrases in the game.

  • "Start"
  • "<Color> sus"


sus avot him out guuys trust mee i (blue) am not imposter okm guys trust mwe ok!!!

NOO you guys votded me out you gys arte monters

Typical among us lobhy[edit | edit source]

red sus

yellow sus

blue sus

  • Red was not an impostor

gusy yoarent lafging your butts of yett? tahst odd,sd I musta teel morr joekeas aboaut anmong us.

Habve you guwsty nsoticed that the spelelingh is getting worse?

Megegt too, it sudckjsl.


when the impsreto is uss[edit | edit source]

among us sussy baka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time to play Among Us![edit | edit source]

There are three imposters trying to betray the crewmates! Let's find them! Better do your tasks if you don't want to be sus! Emergency meeting! Blue vented! Blue is acting very sus! Eject them! Blue was not the imposter, oh no! Better do some more tasks! Oh no the imposter had sabotaged the ship by unsealing the airlock, better go fix it! Dead body spotted! Green did it because they are acting sus! Eject green! Green was the imposter yay! Oh no, Red, Pink, Black, Yellow and brown are gone! What should we do! Let's eject purple because they are acting sus! Purple Is not the Imposter, oh no! Sike! I was the imposter the whole time! I was the sussy one this whole time! I win! Among Us!

get out of my head[edit | edit source]

I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words "amogus" ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't. And don't get me fucking started on the words. I'll never hear the word "suspicious" again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. Make it stop. Please make it fucking stop. I can't fucking take this anymore. I've tried killing myself it didn't work I just saw the fucking crewmate and laughed and dropped all the stuff and I can't do this. I just can't do this. Fucking lobotomize me now. Please. Among Us is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

hehe[edit | edit source]

funny space bean game

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