Pokémon GO

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“Mew and Mewtwo are in Area 51? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.”

~ Someone who plays the game in Death Valley

“I'm lookin' for a Flabebe...”

~ Man in ISIS secret base

“OMG BULBASAUR AND SQUIRTLE ARE A BLOCK AWAY FROM WHERE I LIVE!”

~ A player in the suburbs

“Dude I was walking down the street in Burbank and literally about 30 people bumped into me and a bunch of other people because they're on some Pokémon app going crazy for finding Charizard and Onix.”

“We don't say 'Hello' anymore, meeting someone new. Instead, we say 'Team Instinct, Mystic, or Valor'?”

~ An observational person.

“POKEMON GO, IS, NOT, A, GOD, DAMN, REAL, POKEMON, GAME!!!!!!!!!!”

~ lol aka the Gen I person

“I play pokèmon go everyday”

~ misha

Pokémon GO is the world's newest nostalgia generator. People start foraging for the Ash Kethum hat they left in the attic over 20 years ago or buying new ones that really aren't any different in the way they were manufactured in China and take them out into the streets, flaunting the fact that they were 90s kids who played with their Pokemans and watched the anime.

Q: Okay, but what exactly is Pokémon GO?[edit]

A: Nintendo's attempt at bringing generation Y and Z together while leaving generation X to stare in disbelief as they witness what happens when the two come together... In public.

Q: Where do you find certain Pokemon?[edit]

  • The Regi's: Mexico
  • Garchomp: Tokyo Tower
  • Vanillite: Your local ice-cream shop
  • Etc.

Watch this[edit]


More views than the entire population of Australia and New Zealand, combined.

“That shop is closed... but... there's... a Magnezone in it... must... break... the law...”

~ When your obsession gets to dangerous levels

Lyrics[edit]

“I pla poke mong o everidaa haha!”

~ Me IRL
  • I'm back

(drum)

  • I play Pokémon GO, everyday,
  • I play Pokémon GO.
  • I play Pokémon GO, everyday,
  • I play Pokémon GO.
  • When I wake up,
  • I'm grabbing my phone.
  • I'm gonna catch 'em all.
  • I'm gonna play
  • Pokémon
  • All day long,
  • All day long.
  • I play Pokémon GO, everyday,
  • I play Pokémon GO.
  • I play Pokémon GO, everyday,
  • I play Pokémon GO.

(Guitar solo)

  • I play Pokémon GO, everyday,
  • I play Pokémon GO!

reversed[edit]

  • oh mashed banana
  • yeah banana
  • go fear me Lucia

IRL version lyrics[edit]

  • NOT POKEMON

(drum)

  • I played Pokémon GO, sometimes,
  • But I quit Pokémon GO.
  • I played Pokémon GO, sometimes,
  • But I quit Pokémon GO.
  • When I wake up,
  • My brother grabs phone.
  • He think he'll gonna catch 'em all.
  • NOT EVEN
  • POKEMON
  • addiction,
  • addiction.
  • We don't have Pokémon GO, in korea,
  • We just got Pokémon GO.
  • We don't have Pokémon GO, in korea,
  • We just got Pokémon GO.

(Guitar solo)

  • NOT EVEN POKEMON GAME, everyday.
  • NOT EVEN POKEMON GAME.

Man, it doesn't matter that who makes game. it's having fun or no fun![edit]

Well, that's cool. I think so too. but,

  • No trainer battle
  • No wild battle
  • No moveset chart
  • No EV
  • No Badge
  • No master
  • No RED
  • No story
  • No held item
  • No PP
  • No pokemon center
  • No pokemart
  • No bush
  • No Region
  • No breeding
  • No nothing!

This is NOT pokemon.

this is a completely different game that only has a character of famous another game!

this is different from something like Pokémon Uranium, Pokémon Prism, Pokémon MyAss...

So, Pokémon GO is bad?[edit]

It induced pplz via those characters. now the new ages (like my brother) will think Pokémon GO is original? U N A C C E P T A B L E.

jees, k, stop, stop.[edit]

anyway, STOP THIS MADNESS. tell ur brother that Pokémon GO is a fake game. now.