Temple Run

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The pink fields, the setting of the game!!!1

Temple Run is an online multiplayer game in which characters run around a pink field collecting bowling balls and throwing them at one other. The game is available for $29.98/hour on iOS, eOS, and oOS, as long as a USB keyboard is connected to the device.

Chuck Norris is the only person known to have beat all 3,569,308 levels of Temple Run. Zeus did too, but only because he is a God and Jebus had dared him too.

Controls[edit]

Action Control
Walk F5
Run "R" key
Jump Down arrow
Pick up bowling ball Ctrl+Alt+Windows+Shift+Backspace
Throw bowling ball Unknown

Temple Run in Minnesota[edit]

Temple run exists in Minnesota. That is all.