Portal 2

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“OH GOD NO”

~ Everyone on Portal 2

Plot[edit]

CAKE DISPENSARY! CAKE DISPENSARY! CAKE DISPENSARY!

I've had enough. You have been in suspension for nine-nine-nine-nine-nine-nine...

SHUT UP!

We need a little more adventure!

Portal 2 something you've probably never even been as far as decided to use even go want to do look more like ( ° ʖ °)[edit]

The sequel to Portal is about using a gun that doesn't kill anyone... it has a surprising lack of bacon or zombies or plenty of british guys! I beat it like a bazzillion times but the first time i was eating a pizza.


...SPAACE!!!...




Spoiler warning:


....I'm in space!.......On.......the...moon.....nightmare....on....mooon.



...yes...i.....know...that.

Notice of Dismissal[edit]

Well here we are again

It's always such a pleasure

Remember when you tried to kill me twice

And how we laughed and laughed

Except I wasn't laughing

Under the circumstances

I've been shockingly nice

You want your freedom? take it

That's what I'm counting on

I used to want you dead but

Now I only want you gone

She was a lot like you

( Maybe not quite as heavy )

Now little caroline is in here too

One day they woke me up

So I could live forever

It's such a shame the same

Will never happen to you

You've got your short, sad, life left

That's what I'm counting on

I'll let you get right to it

Now I only want you gone

Goodbye my only friend,

Oh, did you think I meant you?

That would be funny, if it weren't so sad

Well you have been replaced

I don't need anyone now

When I delete you, maybe

I'll stop feeling so bad

Go make a new disaster

That's what I'm counting on

I used to want you dead but

Now I only want you gone

Now I only want you gone

Now I only want you

gone........not

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