Chibi-Robo (series)

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Chibi-Robo is a franchise by Nintendo that barely anyone seems to care about. Not sure whether or not that's a problem.

For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Chibi-Robo! (series).

The First One[edit | edit source]

You play as a decimeter-tall robot thing with beady eyes and a charger chord for a tail, with a friend that's a floating television with a consciousness. You clean up the house of a crazy family, with the assistance of toothbrushes.

Also, power outlets represent your lord and savior.

Park Patrol[edit | edit source]

Same as before, except you're cleaning up a park. No duh.

In addition, there's an upgrade that lets you eject a helicopter propeller from your cranium.

The Japan-Exclusive[edit | edit source]

There's a dog and a touch-screen.

Furthermore, the beady-eyed robot thing now has a vacuum cleaner.

Photo-Finder[edit | edit source]

You take pictures through the fourth wall and help out other tiny toy thingiemabobers.

Moreover, the textures are more realistic than usual.

The Metroid-Vania[edit | edit source]

Apparently, Viagra now comes in different colors and works on charger chords.

Plus, there are submarine sections that are apparently the worst thing ever; regardless, I consider them tolerable.