Aperture Science

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“We Do What We Must Because We Can. For the Good of All of Us Except the Ones Who Are Dead”

~ The really long motto of Aperture Science

Aperture Science is a company that employs scientists and science laboratories for scientific science. It competes directly with rival firm Black Mesa. Recently it has come under scrutiny for possible ethical misconduct in the areas of bioethics, cloning, nuclear safety, embezzling, sexual harassment, making death threats, lying, blackmailing, kidnapping, killing people, kidnapping dead people, lying about blackmailing for the purposes of sexual harassment of kidnapped dead people, and lying about cake. That's what I'm counting on.

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