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Materialism is the philosophy that Materia from Final Fantasy VII exists in real life and can solve all the world's problems if only we can find it. Materialist clubs spend all their time searching the Planet for these round little balls in hopes that they will be able to find Materia of their very own and level it up until they have the power to take over the world and stop Shinra from pooping in the Lifestream.