Mega Man! The superhero robot who shall defeat the evil Dr. Wily! If only the games weren't so damn tough that I find them impossible to complete! I hate you, Capcom!
I mean, the level designs are so unforgiving. One time, I slipped on a banana and fell into a bottomless pit! That's right, I SLIPPED ON A BANANA AND FELL INTO A BOTTOMLESS PIT! Stupid bottomless pits! You haven't even been hit once and suddenly you lose a life!
Note: The majority of Mega Man games do not contain bananas.
And the bosses so damn impossible to beat! They take you out in three hits and there's nothing you can do about it! Where are the slaxe-chucks! Where's the uber-boom laser! GOD!
And so much critical acclaim! "These games are awesome, these games are awesome." Well, they're also a torture to play! So difficult! Do you not realize that lazy imbeciles like us don't like difficult! GAAAH!!!!
Not A Rant
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