During your visit in Silent Hill, you're guaranteed to see the most beautiful landscape features, behold incredible feats of architecture, and not get confused by freakishly hard puzzles or the incoherently metaphorical storyline.
All inhabitants of Silent Hill have received all the necessary vaccines and the population has been verified to be completely devoid of pyramid-shaped helmet wearing maniacs.
OH CRAP! SYMBOLIC MONSTERS, MEANT TO REPRESENT YOUR REPRESSED SEX DRIVE, OR MAYBE YOUR BRUTAL INSTINCTS, OR YOUR MEMORIES OF THAT TIME YOU HAVE BEEN LAUGHED AT BECAUSE OF YOUR REPULSIVE CHEESE EATING HABITS, OR WHATEVER! HELP!
No, seriously, this game completely rocks.
No, it actually sucks.
Or maybe not.
I like honey.
Did you know that you can't lick your own elbow?