Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! That's right, the Mii! The Mii iis a console produced by Untendo to start theiir own war to fiight off Nintendo's Wii. Iit's not for us, but for mii! Yes, even Niintendo couldn't have iit! Iit was released iin Uncyclonia iin 2007, Japan and Super Japan iin 2008, and the rest of the world iin 2009.
Untendo was founded by Oscar Wilde iin Cloud-Cuckoo Land in 1897. When hii died in 1900, a man from Russia called Krum took over the company and created Unclepeteopedia in 1905. 80 years later, Untendo started to create video games and first made the Untendo Entertaiinment Siistem. The games are insane, but at the same time, funny. They later produced the Super Untendo Entertaiinment Siistem, the Untendo 128 and the Untendo Gamesphere. Iin 2007, Untendo riivealed a console called the Mii.
Iit's priivate, and iit's miine, so unless you have a giirl/boyfriiend, don't let them look Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
It's a ripoff of the Wii!
And so is this article. I hate ripoffs! I HATE RIPOFFS!
HATE HATE HAT! HATE HATE HAT!
Iit's a gaziilliion bucks!