Minecraft
Minecraft is Adolf Hitler's little-known second book, concerning his secret love of knitting.
Minecraft v1.14 is a game involving monsters and building stuff AND TONS OF EXPLODING CRAP. It also has blocks, blocks, blocks, blocks, and blocks. (I think there's some blocks there too. There might not be.) And, most of all, this dust that DOESN'T make you high, but makes computers.
It's awesome. No seriously. You should try it sometime.
Gameplay[edit | edit source]
Now, once you've started the game, you become insane BECAUSE NO ROBES EXIST. Yes. Insane. Mentally. Closely associated with the TIME CUBE conspiracy, Botch, the creator of Mindcrafts, is an evil computer genius who plans to take over the world using this program. The person who tries to stop him is berobine. He is an average joe mama. So far, Botch has decided to add more and more and more randomly thought-of blocks such as shitties updates in the world and updates nobody even wants. It's like steam, but without any pickles and adds. Oh, wait, no, there's pickles. Also, it's out of Beater and got released on tim{e}. I take a Flint 'm' steal, and suddenly fire!?.
This certainly is a nice page you've got here...
Would be a shame if something were to happen to it...
ssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssSSSSssSSsssssS...Tm a stalking creeper KABBOM im a creeper minecrafts grimreaper
- selfie 2014 that is lame
- note playing minecraft will result in extreme addiction, expect an upwards of 5 years in order to get off.
Cost[edit | edit source]
Minecraft costs like 30 bucks its 10 doubloons now or 6.99 doubloons and it's going to go up now that Windows owns it. Sooner or later you're going to have to pay for regular installments. And they're going to remove the Mac version. And use it to brainwash people.... Just sayin'.
hight issues[edit | edit source]
1 block is one meter in hight and legnth and also if you have hight problems yea I'm talking to you you dwarfs you little midgets and you sevet also berobrine brother (this is what the fandom thinks) you sevet are 200 cm in hight in the blocky world.
minecraft pOrn problom[edit | edit source]
it should be no surprise there is p0rn of Minecraft because people are sick / weird basterds in this world and about all of it is detected to be derected towards children who like Minecraft and monster school is the best example but kids have already lost there inesens when they no what a pedo and a furry are so yea fuck off
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