User:Hindleyite/articles

These used to be in some sort of order but I can't be bothered to keep up. It's a mixture of good and very bad, to be honest - the early ones are particularly bad. Maybe one day I'll pick the best ones out.

New! Favourites in bold.

Sanity • How to make a cheese sandwich • The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything • Repetition • Something • I need scissors! 61! • Gravity Grave • Dan! Dan! Dan! • Click Here! • Click for free* holiday • Illogicopedia: General disco lamer • The Really Big Button That Does Something • Fart • Illogicopedia is the worst • Farting • Loading • Ultimate soup • Greetings (Spooned! Ballooned! Mooned!) • Elton John (Crooned! Chooned! Grazooned!) • Where • Flugnoflarbex • Exit • Answers • Non-believers • Not • Eggman • ۩ • ?... • Wide line spacing • Yop • Pwn • Watchlist • Grandmaster Flash • Global Warming (50% Badaboomed!) • Unclepeteopedia • Srgakimbo • Handelism • Á® • HD 209458 b • Germany • Harmonica solo • Hindley Elections 2007 • Schpam • B. Ateman • Vandalpedia:Best of • 555 • Bad joke • Another bad joke • Remember • ¢アアアアアアアア！ • Westboro Baptist Church • No • Hellk • Fook • B.Ateman • 333 • Anti-intellectualism • F8 • I am a driving god • Curdenfnimfle • Invasion of Illogiland • A minute by minute review of 'Fool's Gold' by the Stone Roses • Eebleday • Bleebleday • Phrubub • N • Over nine thousand • Unnecessary Capitalisation • Want to hear my motorcycle impression? • Maptop • Daylight saving time • I think I'm going insane! • Manchester • Randumb page • Moth • London • Illogibog • Cornplasters • The Song That Never Ends • Hitme • Vumbly • SPam • Duck tape • Mogadon • Answers to the Ultimate Question • Red link • I have the power • Oh, what do all those buttons do? • Period • Batfish • Canine contraception • Cheese sandwich • I'm feeling lucky! • The penguins in the fridge • Manbat • Deletionism • Friday • IDGAS • Mental image of some food (collab with Testicles) • Article fixing • Das PussyVator (with the help of the irascible Testicles) • Whale sheep • Google hacks • Albert Einstein • Cheese Controls • Frobnication • Punktuition • Interesting facts about Toasters • Lawn Order • 64 • Gordon Brown • Tony Blair (rewrite) • Cricket • Utah teapot • .net Magazine • Santana Sports • Illogicopedia:Bureaucrats • Free will • Illogicop • Legendarny Smak • Everything happening right now • Microsoft • The Epic Mission • Fnurdletoot • Rockafeller Skank • Kellogulation • Alan Sugar • Almighty Eszett • Je suis un grand et gros yack • Car crusher • Almighty Eszett • Alan Sugar • And • Stark raving bonkers • Insantaty • A confession • Something else • Ivanasti Chestikov • Butter milk cow banana • Cricket bat • Doctor Foster Went To Gluecoster • The Stig • King of all Wikipedia • Dying • Plotics • Population • A grievous affliction • Hugh Sock • Good times virus • Six feet deep • Wii Sports • Bart Simpson • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Stuphs • You know what sucks? • Something else • Book • Major Lee Pov • Chenguin • Illogicopedia.urgh • Hundred Years War • HowTo:Import pages from other wikis • My Old Man's a Dustman • Illogicopedia:Ten things you probably didn't know • Illogicopedia:Beginners' Guide • Gray (rewrite) • IllogiNews:Man beaten by potato croquette • A docile pig oil • List of lesser known Scrabble words • Illogicopedia:Politics • Jam balls • Æ • Jonathan Agnew (editorial) • Diary of a man typing in the dark • Wigan • Illogicopedia:Who writes Illogicopedia • You feeble fool! • Everything happening right now • ‎Hard drive • Jam balls • Æ • Illogicopedia logo chronology • Firebox • ‎10 Reasons Why Germany is better than America and England • Pickled beggars • Gibberish • ‎Hoobermish • Snookers required • Economic Benefits of Underwater Treedomes • Ha ha! Success!† • Theory of General Nonsensity† • Socks† • Banana bread† • Talking cookies† • The VFF Police (collab with Testicles) • Illogicopedia:Privacy policy • The failure of "fail"† • Tomorrow • Mickey Mouse • Larsen's Biscuits • Ha ha! Success!† • The walls are closing in • Wall • Wikia Terms and Conditions • Outer Bangolia • Uses for Illogicopedia • Illogia • Pudding† • National anthems • The Moon! • Shut up • Bla† • How do you eat yours? • Oooh nasty • The ass crease of doom • Rock Paper Scousers • ‎Rockémon (collab avec Darkgenome) • The Parrot Bay • Squeebleday • Patriotism • Where's the beef? • Swine flu • Why Catholicism rules • ‎Hindenburger disaster • World Frog Throwing Championships • Fish fingers • Drama • The Prime Minister • Dunno Brothers (collab avec Darkgenome) • Big Break • Godd • English language • Winter Olympics • Infinite monkey theorum • Jack Michaelson • ‎Tesco Value beans and sausages • The Easter Bunny • Portable cow • Infinite monkey theorum • Brown • Ceiling mop • Cheerios • The Grand National • Dick Turban • Allejo • 2010 FIFA World Cup • Toast (bread) • The Daily Mail • Ji Ant Huang • Precinct • Virgin Media • Joe Bloggs • Walk it off • Falling up • This is all a dream • Lizard men • United Steaks of America • Zoom and Enhance • Jimbo vs. Roberto • IllogiNews:Osama bin Laden dead • Proper Gander • The Illogicopedia • Happy Potter • Lamp oil • Illogicopedia:Nose Collection/Accurate and also Sincere Car Stereo Reviews • The Greatest Inventions of Mankind (Rewrite) • Lunchtime is Over

†: Articles completely/almost completely rewritten for Article Improvement Drive

If I've missed any, please send em on a postcard to this address.