Sephiroth
Sephiroth is a Final Fantasy character significant in the Jewish mystical tradition known as Kabbalah/Cabala/Qabalah/Kaboblala/Queballa/Cobble-ah. He is an extremely hod and sexy fellow, and if you don't think so you can suck my netzach.
Forms[edit | edit source]
Sephiroth has ten forms, ten and not nine, ten and not eleven. Some say[weasel wurzels] that he actually has 11, but Da'at isn't a real sephir.
Creation[edit | edit source]
He was created by Lain So-far, president of the Shinra Corporation. She created him by throwing human, alien, and Belching Hyena DNA against the wall, and seeing what stuck.
Famous Action[edit | edit source]
In Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth kills Aeris. This is explained by Kabbalists as a necessary result of the bias towards form inherent in the the creation of Sephiroth, that he would need to compensate by killing Aeris, an act of force.
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